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One day a shrimp put on a hat. Nothing has been the same since. ★

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The Sea

It was big. It was wet. He swam in it. Standard shrimp behavior, you understand.

The Hat

Nobody knows where the hat came from. The hat will not be discussed further.

The Vibe

He wears it like he was born for it. Maybe he was. We are not scientists.

HE ISA LITTLEGUY

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